[forward dated a few days]

[thinkingaboutcats]

This place makes me wish to talk to the fat sweaty idiot lieutenant of mine.

Then I do.

...Why didn't he die.

Comments

[aburningspirit.livejournal.com]

You're a crap captain.

[getinmyway.livejournal.com]

It's a valid question.

[aburningspirit.livejournal.com]

Who the hell would want their lieutenant to kick the bucket?

[getinmyway.livejournal.com]

A dead fish could be a better lieutenant than him.

[aburningspirit.livejournal.com]

Even if he sucks that bad, ya can't want someone to die!

[getinmyway.livejournal.com]

I am. Unable to continue this conversation in this vein.

[aburningspirit.livejournal.com]

...huh?

[trapcat.livejournal.com]

He's not that useless. A little annoying maybe, but he's got enthusiasm.

[getinmyway.livejournal.com]

And he stinks.

[trapcat.livejournal.com]

You could always request a transfer for him, you know. There's nothing stopping you.

[getinmyway.livejournal.com]

[Oh you make a good--wait. He's loyal to a degree so...]

I know, Yoruichi-sama--he is a good training dummy.

[trapcat.livejournal.com]

Of course he is.

[getinmyway.livejournal.com]

Until he starts crying.

[trapcat.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should try to figure out his talents.

[likeastraydog.livejournal.com]

Don't you think that's a little harsh, Soifon-taichou?

[getinmyway.livejournal.com]

No one cares for him.

[getaxboshi.livejournal.com]

You're fortunate, I think if Hiyori had been your lieutenant some heads would have been butting.

[getinmyway.livejournal.com]

Fortunate.

[getaxboshi.livejournal.com]

Exactly.

[getinmyway.livejournal.com]

Why am I talking to you.

[getaxboshi.livejournal.com]

I imagine it's because you often find yourself symbolicating my demise.

[getinmyway.livejournal.com]

And yet you talk to me.

[getaxboshi.livejournal.com]

I'm a people person so it's alright if we talk Soifon-san.

[pink-sugargirl.livejournal.com]

Did something happen?

[getinmyway.livejournal.com]

No. Unfortunately.