[forward dated a few days]

[thinkingaboutcats]

This place makes me wish to talk to the fat sweaty idiot lieutenant of mine.

Then I do.

...Why didn't he die.

Comments

[aburningspirit.livejournal.com]

You're a crap captain.

[getinmyway.livejournal.com]

It's a valid question.

[aburningspirit.livejournal.com]

Who the hell would want their lieutenant to kick the bucket?

[getinmyway.livejournal.com]

A dead fish could be a better lieutenant than him.

[trapcat.livejournal.com]

He's not that useless. A little annoying maybe, but he's got enthusiasm.

[getinmyway.livejournal.com]

And he stinks.

[trapcat.livejournal.com]

You could always request a transfer for him, you know. There's nothing stopping you.

[getinmyway.livejournal.com]

[Oh you make a good--wait. He's loyal to a degree so...]

I know, Yoruichi-sama--he is a good training dummy.

[trapcat.livejournal.com]

Of course he is.

[getinmyway.livejournal.com]

Until he starts crying.

[trapcat.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should try to figure out his talents.

[getinmyway.livejournal.com]

Getting in the way. Eating. Not following orders.

[Saving her ass. ...okay, it's Yoruichi, she gets something.] Kept butting into my fights.

[trapcat.livejournal.com]

At just the right time, I think.

Maybe you should pay enough attention to him to figure out what he can do.

[getinmyway.livejournal.com]

Eh. I had it covered.

I know enough about him. We don't have to be friends.

[trapcat.livejournal.com]

I'm not saying you do, I'm just saying that he might actually be more useful than you give him credit for.

[likeastraydog.livejournal.com]

Don't you think that's a little harsh, Soifon-taichou?

[getaxboshi.livejournal.com]

You're fortunate, I think if Hiyori had been your lieutenant some heads would have been butting.

[pink-sugargirl.livejournal.com]

Did something happen?

[getinmyway.livejournal.com]

--if you say so, Yoruichi-sama.

[getinmyway.livejournal.com]

No one cares for him.

[getinmyway.livejournal.com]

Fortunate.

[getinmyway.livejournal.com]

No. Unfortunately.

[trapcat.livejournal.com]

I'm just saying. A little effort goes a long way.

But you knew that.

[locked like hell because WHY WOULD ANYONE BUT YORUICHI WANT TO HEAR THIS]

[getinmyway.livejournal.com]

He's too loyal.

[locked]

[trapcat.livejournal.com]

Nothing wrong with that.

In fact, sounds like a damn good fit if you ask me.