[failed-private. the list of a captain.]

[thinkingaboutcats]

-Review intel before sending it.
-Preview reports taken from the communications site. This is important.
-Tell Omaeda to fix the heaters. Himself. Maybe it'll kill him.
-Seven's getting fat. Change diet.
-Check prices of fish.
-Less fatty fish.
-Four and Two are fighting again. Separate.
-Tell the Woman's Association that the job is done.
-Six is shedding. Relocate until problem solved.
-Five is going to have another litter. Keep Abarai's mutt away.
-Find the people that assaulted Yoruichi-sama.
-Make sure Abarai's mongrel never finds her.
...-Tell Omaeda he's going to have to find kitten formula.
-Get ready to send the squad on more missions.
-To be continued.
Edit:-Find better names. Numbers aren't going to work anymore.

Comments

[piercethecharts]

I was about to say! Don't the numbers confuse you?

1/2

[getinmyway.livejournal.com]

They're just strays--

[getinmyway.livejournal.com]

... Nome. You see this.

[piercethecharts]

I wouldn't be commenting if I didn't!

[getinmyway.livejournal.com]

Obviously.

Numbers are just a placeholder.

[piercethecharts]

Well, what are they? Cats, dogs?

[getinmyway.livejournal.com]

... Cats.

[piercethecharts]

Well, what sort of names do you want for them? Traditional names are always boring, but you could name them based on their personalities! Or after people you know, I suppose.

[getinmyway.livejournal.com]

I am not naming any cat "Mittens" or "Fluffy".

...

Yao.

[piercethecharts]

Exactly my point!

Who's Yao?

[getinmyway.livejournal.com]

The biggest tom. He is called now Yao.

[piercethecharts]

After someone you know, or does he just look like a Yao?

[getinmyway.livejournal.com]

...I don't know any Yao. I just chose the name.

[piercethecharts]

Fair enough! So, what are the others like?

[getinmyway.livejournal.com]

...Fine creatures all of them. Many are black cats. Five, the pregnant one, is a calico.

[piercethecharts]

Well, since they're your cats, you'd know best what kinds of names would fit them! Maybe if one is particularly standoffish, you can name it Byakuya.

[getinmyway.livejournal.com]

...Five shall be Nome.

... I don't think he would be fond being a cat.

[piercethecharts]

That's the best part!

[getinmyway.livejournal.com]

It is?

[piercethecharts]

It's no fun to name something after him if it's not something he'll get cranky about!

[getinmyway.livejournal.com]

You have odd ideas, Nome.

[piercethecharts]

Don't lose track of the situation now, you still have some left to name!

[getinmyway.livejournal.com]

Of course I do--and with the birth coming soon...

[piercethecharts]

If there's one that fights a lot, name that one Kamina!

[getinmyway.livejournal.com]

...Must I?

[piercethecharts]

You don't have to, I'm just giving you ideas!

[oceanicbutterfly]

Seven?

[getinmyway.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[oceanicbutterfly]

That's quite a lot.

[getinmyway.livejournal.com]

I have more enough space.

[oceanicbutterfly]

...come to think of it, Yoruichi-san...

[getinmyway.livejournal.com]

I know.

[oceanicbutterfly]

It's an interesting coincidence, if that's what it is.